So, I work at my family restaurant. A few months ago, some guy orders on the phone. He wants me to replace a garnish with a side, which we can’t do, but I could charge him for. He asked the same mutha fuckin’ question 3 times, and I said no 3 different ways. He said we were “expensive and difficult” and hung up. So obviously, when he came in, I wasn’t having it. Then, he complained about how expensive it was. Like, I magically changed the prices. He had come in within the past 3 months. I recognized him and his terribly atypical name. So, he was just being a douche. And before he left, he asked me my name, and I made sure to repeat his to him. Although I avoid checking Yelp reviews, I was looking for a poem someone had written about their love for our place to show some friends. I stumbled across his bad review. He didn’t hide his name. I knew exactly who it was. So, from then, I assumed I would never see that fucker again. Mutha fucka comes in tonight with a girl and pretends he had never been here before. I could have embarrassed the shit out of him. I had told myself that if he came in again, I was going to refuse service, since I’m totes allowed to do that. But I’m very passive and tend not to confront assholes unless I’m defending someone else. Anyway, I just needed to share that. I mean, if you’re gonna be such an asshole, don’t bother coming back. Makes it easier for all of us, really.
*I apologize for my profanity. I don’t tend to curse unless someone sucks balls.
I just chatted online with a librarian. So helpful without leaving my house. Oh, internet. You thrill me sometimes!
Sup. This is @dlinsyann and I on a Tuesday. #mardigras #wewantdamoney #itsbeenalongday
In all the years I’ve been here, I haven’t tried a packzi. My bro picked some up. I was hoping they would be as wonderful as a malasada. False. Nothing beats a malasada, silly.
I find it amusing when people add “to me” at the end of things they like or dislike. “She’s really pretty…to me.” As in she’s not in general and you have alien taste?
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